136 – Paranormal Paradise: The Mysteries of Hawaii with Lopaka Kapanui

Mike Huberty • March 22, 2017

This week, we bring on Robert Lopaka Kapanui, who we discussed at length in  our episode 57 on Haunted Hawaii. Lopaka is a native Hawaiian who runs  Mysteries of Hawai’i ghost tours.  He’s a writer, actor, and master storyteller who lives on the island of Oahu.

lopaka mysteries of hawaii
Lopaka and his Paranormal Paradise

Allison from Milwaukee Ghosts  joins us once again as we talk with Lopaka about what brought him into the world of the supernatural and some of his favorite legends, ghost tales, and more from the Mysteries of Hawaii.

Since  Lopaka was killed on  Hawaii Five-O  (the latest version with Jin from  LOST !) twice, we thought that maybe that one of the reasons that they cast him is that he looks great dead and must be a convincing victim! So here’s the Sunspot track,  “Good-Looking Corpse”.

I’m so bored that I could die,
but at least I’d leave a good-looking corpse,
of a post-modern poster child.
They say he didn’t feel a thing,
but it didn’t mean a thing.

We’re all looking for a reason,
we’d love to kill ourselves,
like maybe Plath or Hemingway.
I put on my best black turtleneck,
I smoked a dozen cigarettes,
and raised my eyebrows all day.

Gimme drugs.
Gimme sex.
Gimme booze.
Help me forget that there’s nothing new under the sun.
Make me deaf.
Make me dumb.
Anyway to make me numb,
because there’s nothing new under the sun.

Just a glamorous little junkie,
that was a little freak, a little funky.
A good-looking corpse is what I’ll be.
Old rockstars never die, they just OD.

We’re all looking for a reason,
we’d love to kill ourselves,
like maybe Plath or Hemingway.
I put on my best black turtleneck,
I smoked a dozen cigarettes,
and raised my eyebrows all day.

Gimme drugs.
Gimme sex.
Gimme booze.
Help me forget that there’s nothing new under the sun.
Make me deaf.
Make me dumb.
Anyway to make me numb,
because there’s nothing new under the sun.

 

The Conjuring
By Allison Jornlin June 9, 2025
Discover the chilling true events of the Enfield Poltergeist—the real-life haunting that inspired the hit horror film The Conjuring 2.
The Conjuring House at Night
By Allison Jornlin June 6, 2025
Is the Conjuring movie fake or is it all terrifyingly real? The latest news about the Conjuring House includes the true story. Get all the info on Andrea Perron and Ed and Lorraine Warren and a new, upcoming Conjuring movie. Plus Zak Bagans investigates, but not before the Ghost Hunters who investigated way back in 2005. We show you where you can watch this historic episode starring Jason Hawes, Grant Wilson, and special guest star John Zaffis, the nephew of Ed and Lorraine Warren. Unfortunately today Jason Hawes and current owner Jacqueline Nuñez are embroiled in a nasty controversy, which forced the closure of the Conjuring House to paranormal tourism in 2024. Get ready to separate fact from fiction! At American Ghost Walks, we're only interested in the real ghosts and real spooky fun.
Japan Airlines Flight 1628
By Allison Jornlin May 25, 2025
In 1986, a Japan Airlines crew saw a UFO over Alaska—an encounter that still baffles experts. Explore one of aviation’s most chilling mysteries today.
A herd of Woolly Mammoths roam
By Allison Jornlin May 23, 2025
Native legends and credible eyewitness accounts suggest that woolly mammoths might still roam remote Alaskan tundra.
Haunted Places in Anchorage,
May 22, 2025
Uncover Anchorage’s creepiest spots with ghost stories, haunted hotels, and eerie encounters that will thrill any paranormal explorer.
The Haunting of Mary Hart
By Allison Jornlin May 22, 2025
Mary E. Hart, a prominent Alaskan journalist, vowed never to return to Nome. A ghostly coffin photo and Mary's haunting, personal account explain why.
A woman in a white dress is standing in a dark hallway
May 20, 2025
Uncover the haunted history of the Historic Anchorage Hotel—chilling tales, ghost sightings, and eerie encounters await in this legendary Alaskan landmark.
Bluebeards Castle
April 13, 2025
Discover the haunted history of Bluebeard’s Castle in St. Thomas and find out how you can visit this legendary site.
Jumbies of the Virgin Islands
April 13, 2025
Explore the haunted history of St. Thomas and meet the legendary Jumbies of the Virgin Islands. Discover real tales, local rituals, and eerie sites on this unforgettable ghost tour adventure.
Ursuline Convent New Orleans
March 4, 2025
Discover the haunting history of the Old Ursuline Convent in New Orleans—legends of vampires, ghostly nuns, and eerie secrets await. Dare to explore? #NewOrleans #HauntedHistory #AmericanGhostWalks
More Posts